Holy Mackerel Fish Cafe
Food & Beverage · Seafood

Holy Mackerel Fish Cafe

187 Gympie Terrace, Noosaville, Queensland, 4566

Google Maps Updated: 25 May 2026
Authenticity Score: 60/100
About

Holy Mackerel is a bit of a mixed bag. Some diners love the fresh, crispy fish and chips, while others have had really poor experiences with overcooked food and slow service. It's a convenient spot, but consistency seems to be a major issue. If you're lucky, you'll get a great meal, but don't be surprised if it's not always up to scratch.

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Performance Scores
Food Taste 58/100
Value for Money 55/100
Pro Tip

Check your order before leaving, especially if you've ordered over the phone.

Fresh Seafood
Takeaway Available
Pros & Cons

✓ What Works Well

  • Fresh fish options
  • Good chips
  • Convenient location

✗ Areas to Improve

  • Inconsistent quality
  • Slow service
  • Some reports of poor hygiene
Frequently Asked Questions
  • Is the fish fresh?
  • Do they have gluten-free options?
  • Is it worth the price?
User Feedback

Hit or miss

Best chips in the area

Service needs work